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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Loaded Pistols (1948) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Loaded Pistols (1948)

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About the movie: Gene protects young Larry Evans, wrongly accused of murder, while trying to find the real badguys.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Loaded Pistols (1948)?
a.		Hippie Guy: You know, my mom died in the hospital. Heavy shit. She had lung cancer and she weighed like 75 pounds when she died. Alan Parker: [inner voice] Thanks for sharing that, asshole. I feel much better now.
b.		Gene Autry: Say, by the way, if you didn't plug Norton, how come he was killed with your gun? Larry Evans: I ran out of dough and I put in my gun to stay in the game. Gene Autry: Like this one? Larry Evans: Yeah. I had a pair of 'em. Gene Autry: You were out to make yourself a reputation, weren't you? You certainly did. It's too bad - that sort of dime-store hero went out with Billy the Kid.
c.		Josephine Wingfield: Would you like the standard bikini wax? Mrs. Hartunian: Oh, no. I'm going to Hawaii with my husband. Better landscape the whole yard.
d.		Susan Murphy: Oh, thank goodness. A real person. You are a real person, right? Not one of those half person, half machine, whatever you call those things? General W.R. Monger: A cyborg? Susan Murphy: Oh, no! You're a cyborg!

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Loaded Pistols (1948)?
a.		Eddie: It's the first time you ever seen a black man ain't it... get used to it.
b.		Sheriff Cramer: Good morning, Miss Mary. Great day for the race. Mary Evans: What race? Sheriff Cramer: The human race.
c.		Security Officer: [McCoy is half-carrying a loopy Kirk after injecting him with a vaccine. Kirk is scanned] Kirk, James T. He is not cleared for duty aboard the Enterprise. Leonard 'Bones' McCoy: Medical code states the treatment and transport of a patient is to be determined at the discretion of his attending physician. Which is me! So I'm taking Mr. Kirk aboard. Or would you like to explain to Captain Pike why the Enterprise warped into a crisis without one of it's senior medical officers? Security Officer: As you were. Leonard 'Bones' McCoy: [irritably] As you were! [to Kirk] Leonard 'Bones' McCoy: Come on! [He drags Kirk onto the ship]
d.		[last lines] Richie Cusack: Jesus, Joey. [Tom/Joey shoots him] Tom Stall: [standing over the body] Jesus, Richie.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Loaded Pistols (1948)?
a.		Joey Popchik: [Telling Troubles where to drop him off] Mine's the next slum.
b.		Sheriff Cramer: I'll take your six-shooter. Gene Autry: Now look here, Cramer... Sheriff Cramer: Just to make sure you mind your own business. I don't wear this badge for fun, you know.
c.		Paul Matthews: Except for the fact she had kind of a boyfriend, Diane was exactly my type.
d.		Stuart Hiller: Go easy on him tonight, Page. This means a lot to him. Page Hiller: Mm-hmm. So did that girl he brought home for Easter last year. Remember? She was so stoned, all she could do was look at the peas and say, 'Wow, they're so green!'

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Loaded Pistols (1948)?
a.		Dave Randall: Quit stalling. Where's Larry Evans? Gene Autry: Say, that reminds me, Randall. Weren't you in that dice game when Norton was killed. Dave Randall: That's right. So were Harper and Mason. Jake Harper: Now, Gene, you don't think one of us daylighted Ed?
b.		Bill Coles: Can I speak frankly? Lawrence Garfield: No. Lie to me! Tell me how thrilled you are to know me. I always speak frankly. I hate people who say, "Can we speak frankly?" It means they're bullshittin' me the rest of the time.
c.		Talvin: [Trying to get Nitin to have sex with a woman] So - you got a girlfriend back home? Nitin: No. Talvin: No? No sweet little lover stashed away somewhere? Nitin: No. Never really been with a girl. Talvin: [In disbelief] You're still a VIRGIN??? [Off Nitin's sheepish silence, bursts into laughter] Talvin: Oh man! I'm going to have to help you change that. Nitin: No, I'm not sure. You know, all these diseases these days? I better stay a virgin. Talvin: It's not a religious thing, is it? Nitin: Well, my mother never even MET my father until AFTER they got married. Talvin: [Rolls his eyes] Nitin, that was INDIA ... twenty-seven YEARS ago! This is America, my man! Loosen up! Alright, hang on. [Grabs the phonebook] Talvin: Let's see ... starts [flipping through the pages] Talvin: Escort service! Nitin: Talvin! No! You're not going to do that. Talvin: It's my treat ... MY treat to YOU, dude! Alright, think, just think ... Close your eyes [Talvin moans like a woman during sex] Talvin: Nitin! Oh yes! Yes! Yes! You stud muffin, oooooooohhhh! [Laughs]
d.		Jeremy Grey: [quarterbacking a touch football game] John! Red seven! John Beckwith: I don't know what red seven means. Jeremy Grey: Hot route! John Beckwith: I don't... What is hot route? Jeremy Grey: Will you just go stand on the other side please?

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Loaded Pistols (1948)?
a.		Paul: You watch. It gives me a thrill to be looked at.
b.		[first lines] Merchant: Ahh! Salam and good evening to you worthy friend. Please, please come closer. [camera hits him in the face] Merchant: Too close! A little too close. [camera backs up] Merchant: There! Welcome to Agrabah!
c.		Peter Banning: I do not believe in fairies. Tinkerbell: Every time someone says 'I do not believe in fairies', somewhere there's a fairy that falls down dead. Peter Banning: I DO NOT BELIEVE IN FAIRIES! [Tinkerbell falls down the stairs of the dollhouse unconscious] Peter Banning: Oh my God, I think I've killed it.
d.		[after tying Gene to a chair, Mary and Larry prepare to flee an approaching posse] Gene Autry: Hey, wait a minute! Get me out of this steer's necktie and I'll help cloud your trail. Larry Evans: Why should we trust you? Gene Autry: Why, Ed's ghost would haunt me if I let them hang the wrong man.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Loaded Pistols (1948)?
a.		Sheriff Cramer: How's Larry? Have you heard anything from him yet? It's too bad he skipped town. It would have helped his case if he hung around and let the law take its course. Mary Evans: With Judge Lynch presiding?
b.		Doyle: [shouting] We don't got no Goddamn band! We don't need to fucking practice, Randy! We don't no shit-ass manager neither! You motherfuckers! You all are a bunch of losers! I'm the only sane son-of-a-bitch here! So get the fuck out of my house now! Vaughan Cunningham: It's not your house, Doyle, it's Linda's. Doyle: I'll whip the dog shit out of you, Vaughan. I will [shouts] Doyle: fucking kill you if you talk to me again!
c.		Nick: How did you feel when I told you Johnny Boz had died, that day at the beach? Catherine: I felt somebody had read my book and was playing a game. Nick: But you didn't hurt. Catherine: No. Nick: Because you didn't love him. Catherine: That's right. Nick: Even though you were fucking him. Catherine: You still get the pleasure. Didn't you ever fuck anybody else while you were married, Nick?
d.		[Running after Marisa when she leaves a benefit early] Christopher: Caroline. Caroline. Caroline. Do you have somewhere else you have to be? Marisa: No, I just have to leave. Christopher: Well, I don't think you're leaving. I think you're running. And what I can't figure out is, are you running towards something you want? Or are you running away from something you're afraid to want? Marisa: Look, I've made so many mistakes already. I just don't want to make it worse. Christopher: You won't. I promise. Marisa: There's something you don't know, ok? Oh, God. How do I tell you this? Look, the first time that you saw me I was... Christopher: You were mesmerizing.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Loaded Pistols (1948)?
a.		Frank Capua: People stay married because they want to, not because the doors are locked.
b.		Chase Collins: I'm going to make you my Wee-yotch!
c.		[LaFleur is released from the watch house] Jacques LaFleur: Where the hell have you been? Jerome: There was nothing I could do! Jacques LaFleur: Oh, bullshit! Jerome: They weren't letting anybody out until they processed those guns, and there were a lot of guns! You need a bath. Jacques LaFleur: And what, blow my cover? [bangs on counter] Jacques LaFleur: Come on, come on! Give me my piece! Police Clerk: Hey, when I'm ready, pal. Jacques LaFleur: When he's ready...! Jerome, do something, hey! Police Clerk: [to woman on phone] So, what's your sign?
d.		[the Sheriff doubles back to check on Gene's story] Dave Randall: What are you doin', Sheriff? Playin' injun? Sheriff Cramer: You see a lot of things that way sometimes. Besides, if Mary's with her brother, Gene could have been coverin' for her. He's a sucker for a lady in distress.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Loaded Pistols (1948)?
a.		Gene Autry: Just gonna make some java. Care to join me? Sheriff Cramer: Not me - your coffee'd throw a horseshoe. Hope I don't see you in jail.
b.		Andre: [in a note to Raoul from the Phantom] "Do not fear for Miss Daae. The Angel of Music has her under his wing. Make no attempt to see her again."
c.		Buddy: I just like to smile! Smiling's my favorite.
d.		Malcolm X: We didn't land on Plymouth Rock. Plymouth Rock landed on us!

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Loaded Pistols (1948)?
a.		Gene Autry: Get out of those clothes! Larry Evans: What? Gene Autry: You heard me. Chuck the duds and get in the creek! Larry Evans: In the creek? But it's ice water! You wanna give me pneumonia? Gene Autry: Yeah, but you'll catch lead poisoning if they catch you in that gray check shirt, riding a palomino.
b.		Brigadier General Dean Hopgood: Did you crash those computers? Lyn Cassady: Yes, sir. Brigadier General Dean Hopgood: Far fuckin' out.
c.		Capt. Laurent Van Horn: We were blown off our course by a hurricane, and our ship crashed on the rocks outside your harbor. Don Juan Alvarado: Most inconsiderate of my rocks. I shall have them reprimanded.
d.		Maxwell Smart: And if there's one thing I've learned, in many many years of experience, it's that you cannot be too careful with your gun. [puts his gun away in his pants, accidentally pulls the trigger] Maxwell Smart: Excuse me. [turns around examines himself, turns back] Chief: Are you al right? Maxwell Smart: Missed it by that much.

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Loaded Pistols (1948)?
a.		Female Narrator: For once, there was an unknown land, full of strange flowers and subtle perfumes; a land of which it is joy of all joys to dream; a land where all things are perfect and poisonous.
b.		[after Carol arrives at Melvin's apartment in the middle of the night] Carol Connelly: I'm not going to sleep with you! I will never sleep with you, never, ever! Not ever! Melvin Udall: Well, I'm sorry, but... we don't open for the "no sex oaths" until 9am.
c.		Bob Barnes: If anything happens to me or my family, an accident, an accusation, anything, then first your son will disappear, his body will never be found. Then your wife. Her body will never be found either. This is guaranteed. Then, whatever is the most dangerous thing you do in your life, it might be flying in a small plane, it might be walking to the bank, you will be killed. Do you understand what I'm saying? I want you to acknowledge that you do understand so that we're clear and there won't be any mistakes. Dean Whiting: Beirut rules, Mr. Barnes?
d.		[Gene lays his handkerchief on the ground] Larry Evans: What are you doin'? Gene Autry: Puttin' my ear to the ground. It's an old Indian scout trick. Silk picks up sound... Wagon comin'.

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