Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Liar Liar (1997) - Part (5) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Liar Liar (1997) - Part (5) Quiz

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Liar Liar (1997).

About the movie: A fast track lawyer can't lie for 24 hours due to his son's birthday wish after the lawyer turns his son down for the last time.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Liar Liar (1997)?
a.		Judge Stevens: It is only out of sheer morbid curiosity that I am allowing this freak show to continue.
b.		Flint Marko: [looks down at the crowd below] I didn't want this. But I had no choice... Peter Parker: We always have a choice. You had a choice when you killed my uncle. Flint Marko: My daughter was dying, I needed money. [flashback: Flint knocks on the car window with a gun] Flint Marko: I was scared. I told your uncle all I wanted was the car. He said to me "Why don't you just put down the gun and go home?" I realise now he was just trying to help me. [Uncle Ben tells Flint to put down the gun and go home, just when Flint's partner exits a nearby building with the money] Flint Marko: Then I saw my partner running over with the cash... and the gun was in my hand... [he shakes Flint's arm - causing him to shoot Uncle Ben. Flint realizes this] Flint Marko: I did a terrible thing to you, I spent a lot of nights wishing I could take it back. [Flint's partner drives off with the car, but Flint stays by Uncle Ben's side] Flint Marko: [to Peter] I'm not asking you to forgive me. I just want you to understand. Peter Parker: I've done terrible things too. Flint Marko: I didn't choose to be this. The only thing left of me now... is my daughter. Peter Parker: [after a pause] I forgive you.
c.		Jack Carter: Come on, let me see your eyes. Come on. Cyrus Paice: Whatever turns you on, Jack. [takes his sun glasses off] Cyrus Paice: Still pretty? Jack Carter: Yeah. Like cat-piss in the snow.
d.		Dalton Russell: [Fires pistol] Everybody get down on the fucking floor now!

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Liar Liar (1997)?
a.		Ripley: Dillon? Dillon: I've gotta hold it here. Ripley: What about me? Dillon: God will take care of you now, sister!
b.		[about Mr. Allen] Miranda: Well, what do you think of him? Fletcher: He's a pedantic, pontificating, pretentious bastard, a belligerent old fart, a worthless steaming pile of cow dung, figuratively speaking. [a moment passes and Mr. Allen starts laughing. The other board members follow his lead and start laughing also] Mr. Allen: That's the funniest damn thing I've ever heard. You're a real card, Reede. I love a good roast! Do Simmons! Fletcher: Simmons is old! He should've been out of the game years ago but he can't stay home because he hates his wife! You've met her at the Christmas parties. She's the one that gets plastered and calls him a retard! And you, Tom, you're the biggest brownnose I've ever seen! You've got your head so far up Mr. Allen's ass, I can't tell where you end and he begins! Mr. Allen: [roaring with laughter] Priceless! [Fletcher continues with every member] Fletcher: You have bad breath caused by gingivitis. You couldn't get a porn star off. Your hairpiece looks like something that was killed crossing the highway. I don't know whether to comb it or scrape it off with a shovel and bury it in lime. Loser! Idiot! Wimp! Degenerate! [to Miranda] Fletcher: Slut! Mr. Allen: I like your style, Reede! That's just what this stuffy company needs - a little irreverence! Fletcher: Good! I'll see you later, dick-head!
c.		Marv: [listening to a phone message in the house they are robbing] Hey, Harry, that house we were at last night, was that the McCallisters? Harry: Yeah. Marv: You're right. They're gone. Harry: I knew they were. Marv: Silver tuna tonight!
d.		James Stephen: Don't I get to wash or sleep? William Wilberforce: Sleep? James Stephen: You haven't changed at all, William!

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Liar Liar (1997)?
a.		Cora Munro: He saved us. We're alive only because of him. Colonel Munro: The man encouraged the colonials to desert in this very room and in my presence! Sir! He is guilty of sedition. He must be tried and hanged like any other criminal, regardless of what he did for my children. Cora Munro: But he knew the consequences, and he stayed. Are those the actions of a criminal?
b.		Johnny Farrell: I want to go with you, Gilda. Please take me. I know I did everything wrong... Gilda: [sobbing] Isn't it wonderful? Nobody has to apologize, because we were both stinkers, weren't we? Isn't it wonderful? Johnny Farrell: Wonderful.
c.		Frank Lovegren: I used to give you rides on my back when you were just a little girl. You're too big for that now.
d.		Busty Woman on Elevator: Everybody's been real nice. Fletcher: Well, that's because you've got big jugs. I mean your boobs are huge. I mean, I wanna squeeze 'em. Mama! [puckers up]

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Liar Liar (1997)?
a.		Bailiff: I found him like this in the bathroom, your honor. Somebody beat the hell out of him! Judge: Who did this? Fletcher: A mad man, your honor, a desperate fool at the end of his pitiful rope. Judge: What did he look like? Fletcher: About 6'2", 180lbs. big teeth, kinda gangly.
b.		Melissa: Your outfit is... um... Tommy Warshaw: Orange? Melissa: Really orange.
c.		Worms: K, you're back, they told us you were dead, you look good!
d.		Katie: But there are no bloody ghosts here! Peter Plunkett: I know, but there will be. We'll invent them!

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Liar Liar (1997)?
a.		Fletcher: [while hearing Mrs. Cole having sex on an audio cassette] Fletcher: Oh, come on! Your honor, how can it be proved that the male voice on that tape is not Mr. Cole himself? Samantha: [voice on tape] You are such a better lover than my husband! Fletcher: Your honor, I object! Judge Stevens: And why is that, Mr. Reede? Fletcher: It's devastating to my case! Judge Stevens: Overruled. Fletcher: Good call!
b.		Staff Sergeant William James: There's enough bang in there to blow us all to Jesus. If I'm gonna die, I want to die comfortable.
c.		Crazy Cora: You know, if we're lost, you can tell me. Matthew Quigley: We're lost. Crazy Cora: I can take bad news. Just tell me straight. Matthew Quigley: I don't know where the hell we are. Crazy Cora: No sense takin' time to make it sound better than it is. Matthew Quigley: I reckon we're goin' in circles. Crazy Cora: Wire things up and I'll see right through. So, just tell me honestly. Are we lost? Matthew Quigley: Nope. I know exactly where we are. Crazy Cora: That's good, 'cause, frankly, I was gettin' a little worried.
d.		Lestat: The trick is not to think about it. See that one there? Widow St. Clair. She had the gorgeous young fop murder her husband. Louis: How do you know? Lestat: Read her thoughts. [Louis looks at him inquisitively] Lestat: Read her thoughts. Louis: [attempts to read her thoughts] I can't. Lestat: The dark gift is different for each of us. But one thing is true for us all, we grow stronger as we go along. Just take my word for it. She blamed a slave for his murder. Imagine what they did to him. Evildoers are easier, and they taste better.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Liar Liar (1997)?
a.		Hammer: Hey, hey! You know that suitcase is empty? Chico: That's all right. We fill it up before we leave.
b.		Webb Wilder: There's things I stand for, and things I won't stand for. Briley here's just doin' his thing. You're just diddlin' with yours.
c.		[Fletcher is on the phone with his mother] Fletcher: [listens for a moment] Because I didn't want to talk to you! [pauses, listening] Fletcher: Because you insist on talking about Dad's bowel movements; size, color, frequency, I"LL CALL YA LATER!
d.		Marty Waterman: And remember, glamour girl, I'll do this on just one condition. Mrs. Kraft: What's that? Marty Waterman: That you don't make any passes at me when you get me out there. I'm a very shy kid.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Liar Liar (1997)?
a.		[the court erupts] Judge Stevens: Order! Order! ORDER! Fletcher: [to crowd] Knock it off! Judge Stevens: SIT DOWN!
b.		Bruce: Look, I'll tell you what. Get on the radio, bring the Special Forces guys down on our heads, and after they've finished kicking you about, you can ask them what the score was. Joe: What are ya trying to do? Mildly concern me? Bruce: It's reality that bites mate, not the creatures from your head.
c.		Antoine Sartain: It's just a game, nothing but a game. Joe Gavilan: Well we've got four mama's boys down at the morgue. It wasn't a game last night.
d.		Seth: What's that like? What's it taste like? Describe it like Hemingway. Maggie Rice: Well, it tastes like a pear. You don't know what a pear tastes like? Seth: I don't know what a pear tastes like to you. Maggie Rice: Sweet, juicy, soft on your tongue, grainy like a sugary sand that dissolves in your mouth. How's that? Seth: It's perfect.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Liar Liar (1997)?
a.		Cassandra: If war comes, to die well is the victor's crown.
b.		Fletcher: The fact that my client has been ridden more than Seattle Slew is irrelevant.
c.		[At the "sisters'" house, surrounded by all the semi-nude women] Ford Fairlane: hibb... hibbdy... Maybe I did die in the explosion, you know.
d.		[viewing a hanging] United States Marshal: That's a nice sight for anybody with a train-robbing itch.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Liar Liar (1997)?
a.		Captain Teague: Don't be a fool, Jackie. The fountain will test you.
b.		Mrs. Lovett: Hold it! / Bless my eyes - / Fresh supplies! [a customer walks up to Todd's barbershop] Mrs. Lovett: How's about it, dearie? / Be here in a twinkling! Toby: [unison] Is that a pie / Fit for a king... Mrs. Lovett: Just confirms my theory. Toby: [unison] A wonrdous sweet... Mrs. Lovett: Toby...! God watches over us. Toby: [unison] And most delectable thing? Mrs. Lovett: Didn't have an inkling... Toby: [unison] You see, ma'am... Mrs. Lovett: Positively eerie... Toby: [unison] Why there is no meat pie... Mrs. Lovett: [startled] Toby! / Throw the old woman out!
c.		Gen. Yevgraf Zhivago: [narrating; on World War I] By the second winter, the boots had worn out... but the line still held. Even Comrade Lenin underestimated both the anguish of that 900-mile long front... as well our own cursed capacity for suffering. Half the men went into action without any arms... irregular rations... led by officers they didn't trust. Officer: [to soldiers] Come on, you bastards! Gen. Yevgraf Zhivago: And those they did trust... Pasha: [leaps out of the trench and begins leading his men in a charge] Come on, Comrades! Forward, comrades! Earth-shakers! [an artillery shell explodes in front of him; he falls to the ground, and the soldiers retreat to their trench] Gen. Yevgraf Zhivago: Finally, when they could stand it no longer, they began doing what every army dreams of doing... [the soldiers begin to leave their trenches] Gen. Yevgraf Zhivago: They began to go home. That was the beginning of the Revolution.
d.		Judge Stevens: How are we this morning, Counselor? Dana: Fine, thank you. Judge Stevens: And how about you, Mr. Reede? Fletcher: I'm a little upset about a bad sexual episode I had last night. [Shocked pause] Judge Stevens: Well, you're young. It'll happen more and more. In the meantime, what do you say we get down to business?

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Liar Liar (1997)?
a.		Doyle: I don't guess I give a shit. I ain't here that much so if you want a retard living out in the garage, I guess that's your business. But I do got some tools and a set of socket wreches out there I'd rather not have stolen. Frank: He's real honest. He wouldn't steal nothing. Doyle: Frankie, I wasn't talking to you, now was I? I was talking to your Mama. It's her decision, not yours. If I let it go on it's because she said so, not you!
b.		[the lights turn on after Max makes a wish and blows out the candles] Max Reede: Mom? Dad? [Audrey and Fletcher are kissing] Fletcher: MAX? Did you wish for your mom and I to get back together again? Max Reede: No. I wished for rollerblades! Audrey: Uh... wanna cut the cake... Dad? Fletcher: I would love to... but I have this horrible pain in my arm... Audrey: Oh no... run ITS THE CLAW! Fletcher: NOTHING CAN STOP THE CLAWWWW!
c.		Dr. Zachary Smith: You'll forgive me if I forgo the kiss, my sleeping behemoth. But the time has come to awake. Robot: Robot is on-line. Reviewing primary directives. One, preserve the Robinson Family. Two, Maintain ship systems. Three Dr. Zachary Smith: What noble charges my steely centurion. Sadly I fear you have far more dire deeds in store for you. Robot: Robot is on-line. Reviewing primary directives. Two hours into mission destroy Robinson family. Destroy all systems. Dr. Zachary Smith: Now that's more like it. Farewell my platinum-plated-pal. Give my regards to oblivion.
d.		Pvt. Ogden Johnson Jones: [laughing at Foley, who is covered in black powder] Hey, hey, hey, get to the back of the tank! [laughs maniacally]

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