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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Legally Blonde (2001) - Part (3) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Legally Blonde (2001) - Part (3) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Legally Blonde (2001).
About the movie:
When a blonde sorority queen is dumped by her boyfriend, she decides to follow him to law school to get him back and, once there, learns she has more legal savvy than she ever imagined.
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Legally Blonde (2001)?
a.
Professor Stromwell
: If you're going to let one stupid prick ruin your life... you're not the girl I thought you were.
b.
The Narrator
: Paris, France, 1789. Thirty years later, under the reign of Louis XVI, longstanding grievances between aristocrat and peasant were about to boil over. The pot in which these troubles boiled was kindled with the firewood of oppression and injustice and heated by the flames that sucked the air from gasping peasants. Would the pot cool off, would it merely simmer, or would it boil over in the kitchen of France - to stain the floor of history forever?
c.
zombie
: Can I use your bathroom? Quick crap.
Black Guy
: [
chases him off with tire iron
] You ain't using MY bathroom, motherf*cker!
d.
Poot
: This casa's not su casa, no way.
Stussy
: Get out!
Poot
: There's like 6 other empty pools!
Stussy
: That aren't as deep.
Poot
: You're not that good!
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Legally Blonde (2001)?
a.
Elise Reiner
: Leave this vessel! Leave this vessel!
b.
Elle
: Isn't it the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you are forbidded to wet your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the ammonium thioglycolate?
c.
Kim Ulander
: I was talking to my old friend Charlie Manson the other day, and he said to me: "Is it hot in here, or am I crazy?"
d.
Col. Woodrow Dolarhyde
: The only one who knows what to say is in the ground. Isn't it enough that we took the time to put him there?
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Legally Blonde (2001)?
a.
Doctor Carl Hill
: [
laughs grandly
] West, you stupid biped!
b.
[
from trailer
]
Murphy MacManus
: [
from trailer
] That was one of the finest examples of spiritual guidance I've ever had the good fortune to witness.
c.
Ens. Keith Larson, Chief Torpedoman
: They wouldn't give me five minutes to consumate my marriage. Five minutes!
d.
Elle
: This is what I need to become.
Old Lady at Manicurist
: What? Practically deformed?
Elle
: No, a law student.
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Legally Blonde (2001)?
a.
Pike Bishop
: [
Holding a lit cigar to the fuses
] You know what this is?
Herrera
: Cuidado!
Pike Bishop
: Any trouble, no guns for the General.
Herrera
: Ha, ha-ha-ha-ha. Very smart. That's very smart for you damn gringos. So nobody can rob the guns.
Pike Bishop
: Nobody.
Herrera
: I am not afraid. They are not afraid. You blow up the wagon, you die. Or we kill you pretty soon. But we are amigos.
b.
Balian of Ibelin
: How can you be in hell, when you are in my heart?
c.
Paulette
: Is she as pretty as you?
Elle
: She could use some mascara and some serious highlights, but she's not completely unfortunate looking.
d.
Crackers
: Let's sleep in gas station lavatories this time, mama. Fuck permanent residences. It'll strengthen our filthiness.
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Legally Blonde (2001)?
a.
Nick Brady
: [
to guy in Eagle mascot costume
] 'Sup Eagle?
Brewster
: Oh, mascots don't talk. They just gesture.
Nick Brady
: Even... in their bunks?
Brewster
: The whole time, babygirl... It's total immersion!
b.
Elle
: You're breaking up with me because I'm too... blonde?
Warner Huntington III
: Well, no. That's not entirely true...
Elle
: Then what? My boobs are too big?
c.
William
: Where will we live? In my hovel? With the pigs inside during the winter so they won't freeze?
Jocelyn
: Yes, William. With the pigs.
d.
Captain Picard
: We're going to stop by Sector 441 on our way to the Goran system.
Geordi La Forge
: They *are* in opposite directions.
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Legally Blonde (2001)?
a.
Randy
: No one is gonna tell me who I can score with! Now I want this chick, she wants me, so fuck it, we're goin' back.
b.
Mia
: Joseph, can we eighty-six the flags please?
Joe
: No. The flags allow me to park anywhere. We keep the flags.
Mia
: Sorry, Joseph.
Joe
: You can call me, "Joe".
Mia
: "Joey"? [
Giggles
]
Joe
: [
Chuckles then abruptly turns serious
] No. Joe.
c.
Jack Ryan
: If that girl's not careful, she's gonna wind up on the business end of my dick.
d.
Elle
: Because I'm not a Vanderbilt, suddenly I'm white trash? I grew up in Bel Air, Warner. Across the street from Aaron Spelling. I think most people would agree that's a lot better than some stinky old Vanderbilt.
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Legally Blonde (2001)?
a.
Enrique Salvatore
: Don't stomp your little last season Prada shoes at me, honey.
Elle
: These aren't last season! [
looks down, gasps, runs back into court room
]
Elle
: He's gay! Enrique is gay!
b.
Park customer
: [
throws ball at dummy's hat, nothing happens
] I hit that thing dead on!
Joel
: Yet he still retains his chapeau.
c.
Capt. Howard
: I've got a Police Commissioner so far up my ass, if he spits it's coming out of my mouth.
d.
Jeff
: Do you have bathrooms here or do I have to shit in a plant?
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Legally Blonde (2001)?
a.
Harvey Milk
: My fellow degenerates...
b.
Whipsnade
: I'm taking on the personality of a Mexican jumping bean. First the contortionist gets rheumatism. Then the sword-swallower gets tonsilitis. Hope nothing happens to that fan dancer... not 'til I get rid of this cold, anyway.
c.
Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram
: Let me just say... Oy.
Father Brian Kilkenney Finn
: Amen to your oy.
d.
Professor Callahan
: Let the blood bath begin.
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Legally Blonde (2001)?
a.
Richard M. Nixon
: Do ever think of death, Dick?
Richard Helms
: Flowers are a continual reminder of our mortality. Do you appreciate flowers?
Richard M. Nixon
: No, no they make me sick, and they smell like death. I had two brothers die young... Well let me tell you. There are worse things than death.
Richard Helms
: Yes? [
special effects have turned his eyes completely black
]
Richard M. Nixon
: There's such a thing as evil.
b.
Rhonda
: I'm sweating like Whitney Houston going through customs!
c.
Salaman
: You are either for us of against us!
Philip
: I am neither with you, nor am I against you!
Salaman
: [
to Jack
] Can he do that?
Jack Sparrow
: He's religious, I believe it's required.
d.
Elle
: [
Elle is cross-examining Chutney Windham
] Ms. Windham, what had you done earlier that day?
Chutney Windham
: I got up. Got a latte. Went to the gym. Got a perm and came home.
Elle
: Where you got in the shower?
The Honorable Marina R. Bickford
: I believe the witness has made it clear that she was in the shower. [
Courtroom audience laughs
]
Elle
: Yes, your Honor.
Elle
: [
a sudden brainstorm comes over Elle
] Ms. Windham, had you ever gotten a perm before?
Chutney Windham
: Yes.
Chutney Windham
: Two a year since I was 12. You do the math.
Elle
: You know, a girl in my sorority, Tracy Marcinco got a perm once. We all tried to talk her out of it. Curls weren't a good look for her. She didn't have your bone structure, but thankfully that same day she entered the Pheta Delta Phi wet t-shirt contest where she was completely hosed to down from head to toe...
DA Joyce Rafferty
: Objection, why is this relevant?
Elle
: I have a point, I promise.
The Honorable Marina R. Bickford
: Then make it.
Elle
: Chutney, why is it Tracy Marcinco's curls were ruined when she got hosed down?
Chutney Windham
: Because they got wet.
Elle
: Exactly. Because isn't the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you're forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the immonium thygocolate?
Chutney Windham
: Yes.
Elle
: And wouldn't somebody who had, say, 30 perms before in their life be well aware of this rule, and if in fact you weren't washing your hair as I suspect you weren't because your curls are still intact, wouldn't you have heard the gunshot, and if in fact you had heard the gunshot Brooke Windham wouldn't have had time to hide the gun before you got downstairs. Which means you would have had to found Brooke Windham with a gun in her hand to make your story plausible, isn't that right?
Chutney Windham
: She's my age! Did she tell you that? How would you feel if your father married someone who was your age?
Elle
: You, however, Chutney had time to hide the gun after you shot your father.
Chutney Windham
: [
Chutney is in tears
] I didn't mean to shoot him! [
points at Brooke
]
Chutney Windham
: I thought it was YOU walking through the door! [
Courtroom audience gasps
]
Elle
: Oh my God.
The Honorable Marina R. Bickford
: Oh my God.
Brooke
: Oh my God.
The Honorable Marina R. Bickford
: Balliff, take the witness into custody, where she will be charged for the murder of Joseph Windham. Case dismissed. Mrs. Windham, you're free to go.
Brooke
: Thank you, your honor.
10.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Legally Blonde (2001)?
a.
Chris Harper
: [
about John's cancer
] So, what kind is it he's got?
Annie Clarke
: He says he's going to call it Saddam Hussein.
b.
Allison
: I like your costume, Dani.
Dani
: Thank you! I really like yours too. Of course, I couldn't wear anything like that because I don't have any - what do you call them, Max? Yabbos? [
Max nearly spits out the cider he's drinking
]
Dani
: Max likes your yabbos... in fact, he loves them!
c.
Paulette
: So what's a girl to do? He's a guy who followed his pecker to greener pastures. I'm a middle aged, high school drop out with stretch marks and a fat ass.
d.
Joe Kingman
: My dad never let me have sugar.
Peyton Kelly
: Is that why you never smile?
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