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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Knocked Up (2007) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Knocked Up (2007) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Knocked Up (2007).
About the movie:
For fun loving party animal Ben Stone, the last thing he ever expected was for his one night stand to show up on his doorstep eight weeks later to tell him she's pregnant.
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Knocked Up (2007)?
a.
Ben Stone
: [
to Alison
] I'm sorry I'm sweating on you...
Alison Scott
: Okay, just stop talking.
b.
Tommy Hyatt
: Shoot the dog. Shoot the dog. Shoot the dog.
c.
Cleo Borden
: I'm gonna take a shot at this lady business and you go to help me.
Winslow
: I'll do everything I can.
Cleo Borden
: It'll take more than that.
d.
Clint Barton
: Do you want me to take him down or would you rather send in more guys for him to beat up?
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Knocked Up (2007)?
a.
Jane Mason
: Won't you sit next to Mr. Joslin, Mr. Smith?
Tucson Smith
: Thank you, but you can cut out the "Mister" business and just call me "Tucson."
Lullaby Joslin
: Why not? All the rest of the gals do.
b.
Debbie
: I'm not gonna go to the end of the fucking line, who the fuck are you? I have just as much of a right to be here as any of these little skanky girls. What, am I not skanky enough for you, you want me to hike up my fucking skirt? What the fuck is your problem? I'm not going anywhere, you're just some roided out freak with a fucking clipboard. And your stupid little fucking rope! You know what, you may have power now but you are not god. You're a doorman, okay. You're a doorman, doorman, doorman, doorman, doorman, so... Fuck You! You fucking fag with your fucking little faggy gloves.
Doorman
: I know... you're right. I'm so sorry, I fuckin' hate this job. I don't want to be the one to pass judgement, decide who gets in. Shit makes me sick to my stomach, I get the runs from the stress. It's not cause you're not hot, I would love to tap that ass. I would tear that ass up. I can't let you in cause you're old as fuck. For this club, you know, not for the earth.
Debbie
: What?
Doorman
: You old, she pregnant. Can't have a bunch of old pregnant bitches running around. That's crazy, I'm only allowed to let in five percent black people. He said that, that means if there's 25 people here I get to let in one and a quarter black people. So I gotta hope there's a black midget in the crowd.
c.
Virginia 'Pepper' Potts
: [
walking in on Stark's robots trying to get him out of the Iron Man suit
] What is going on here?
Tony Stark
: Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing.
Virginia 'Pepper' Potts
: Are those bullet holes?
d.
Banky Edwards
: Archie is *not* fucking Mr. Weatherbee!
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Knocked Up (2007)?
a.
Crystal Falls
: [
Billy is playing Charlie's tuba
] What are you doing?
Billy
: I was thinking of going out for marching band. It seems like that's what the chicks are into, right Crystal?
Crystal Falls
: Oh yeah, Charlie nailed me all night long. It was unreal. [
Billy throws down the tuba, destroying it
]
Crystal Falls
: Why the hell did you do that for, Billy?
Billy
: Because I'm a stupid bastard.
b.
Johnny
: Oh hi Claudette!
Claudette
: Oh!
Johnny
: Bye!
c.
Title cards
: God created man in His own image, and behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day. GENESIS 1.27, 31
d.
Ben Stone
: Our baby is going to be French Canadian.
Alison Scott
: And a little bit Spanish...?
Ben Stone
: Yeah, I'm not very good with accents.
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Knocked Up (2007)?
a.
Marcos
: [
to Dean
] You're afraid of never finding another man who can take you to the places you don't dare to go alone; don't you?
b.
Pete
: Just don't ask me to lend you any money.
Ben Stone
: Can I just - have some?
c.
Wallace Wells
: If you want something bad, you have to fight for it. Step up your game, Scott. Break out the L-word.
Scott Pilgrim
: Lesbian?
Wallace Wells
: The other L-word.
Scott Pilgrim
: ...Lesbians?
d.
Hannibal Lecter
: You will not persuade me with appeals to my intellectual vanity.
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Knocked Up (2007)?
a.
Mark
: Has she ever pouted her lips and called you Pookie?
Joanne
: Never.
Mark
: Have you ever doubted a kiss or two?
Joanne
: This is spooky.
b.
Baby Doll
: I told him I'd be ready on my 20th birthday.
Silva Vacarro
: But that's tomorrow. And will you be ready?
Baby Doll
: Well, that all depends.
Silva Vacarro
: What on?
Baby Doll
: Whether or not the furniture comes back. [
he looks sideways at her
]
Baby Doll
: I guess.
Silva Vacarro
: Mrs. Meighan your husband sweats more than any man I know and now I can understand why.
c.
Jonah
: Hey Crocket, how's Tubbs doing?
Martin
: Oh, another beard joke?
Jonah
: How did it feel changing your name from Cat Stevens to Yusef Islam?
Martin
: It was really awkward.
Jonah
: See ya... Scorcese on coke.
d.
Leslie
: These are all elements of witchcraft. There is a common denominator in all the mystery cults.
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Knocked Up (2007)?
a.
Jonah
: I'm going to murderball you!
b.
Gomez
: Unhappy darling?
Morticia
: Oh, yes. Yes, completely.
c.
Nick Pulovski
: [
to Strom
] There's gotta be a hundred reasons why I don't blow you away. Right now I can't think of one.
d.
Molly
: Relax, Sweet Stuff. I can help you.
Sweet Stuff
: You couldn't help a skunk stink!
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Knocked Up (2007)?
a.
Mary Jane
: Do I get to say thank you this time?
b.
Admiral William S. Sims
: Just because you read a lot of books about golf, doesn't make you a good golfer.
c.
Daniel Fleming
: Aubrey, honey - We'll have you home in no time.
Dakota Moss
: Who are you? Who... is Aubrey? Where am I?
d.
Pete
: Never do what they did.
Charlotte
: I'm gonna do it...
Pete
: You are? Uh oh, someone's getting homeschooled.
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Knocked Up (2007)?
a.
Accident Victim #2
: We can work it out, can't we?
Joe
: You wan't to work it out? How about you cut me a check.
b.
Reb Kittredge
: Did you ever think of settling down in one place, Johnny?
Johnny Lake
: Yeah, I did settle down once.
Reb Kittredge
: What happened?
Johnny Lake
: They forgot to lock the cell one night.
c.
Alison Scott
: [
to Debbie
] What do you think? He's funny, right?
Ben Stone
: [
to Debbie's kids
] Fetch!
Debbie
: [
to Alison
] He's playing fetch... with my kids... he's treating my kids like they're dogs.
d.
Clark
: [
Edited TV version
] Excuse me. Could you please tell how to get back on the expressway?
Pimp
: Man, who do I look like, Christopher "Columbo"
Clark
: Thank you very much.
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Knocked Up (2007)?
a.
Josh
: [
after confessing his feelings to Jessica, he kisses her
] So I guess I'd like to know if you have some sort of reaction to this. More specifically, do you want to have dinner with me tomorrow night? [
she doesn't respond at first, and Josh adopts a look of defeat and embarrassment
]
Josh
: Well, if you'll excuse me, I definitely need another drink.
Jessica
: [
she stops him
] No, wait. I'd love to have dinner with you, but I can't.
Josh
: What? Not the season?
Jessica
: [
laughs nervously
] No. I mean I cant have dinner with you because I'm with Helen.
Josh
: Oh, you're having dinner with Helen?
Jessica
: No. I mean I'm *with* Helen.
Josh
: [
he looks at her in disbelief
] Like *with* with Helen?
Jessica
: Right *with* with.
Helen
: [
Helen enters from the stairwell
] Jessica, they're starting to serve dinner. [
Jessica exits
]
Helen
: Hey, Josh.
Josh
: [
still can't believe what he's just heard
] Helen... [
beat
]
Josh
: how are you?
Helen
: [
smiles
] I'm good thanks. [
she exits
]
b.
Marjorie Winfield
: Bill, it's so difficult for me to ask you to understand, but... Why I can't possibly think of marrying you right now. And I can't tell you why.
Bill Sherman
: What do you mean you can't tell me? Why, I'm almost your husband! At least, I thought I was.
Marjorie Winfield
: You will be. Someday. But for now Bill, couldn't you please be sweet and understanding?
Bill Sherman
: But I don't want to be sweet and understanding! I want to be a husband!
Marjorie Winfield
: Bill...
Bill Sherman
: It never entered my mind, Marjorie, that you ever had any doubt about your feelings towards me. But now everything's quite obvious. You're not even sure I'm the man you want to marry!
c.
Clara Gelber
: Everybody else got a two wheeler when they turned ten, I got a paperback copy of Das Kapital.
d.
Jason
: She looks really... smart.
10.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Knocked Up (2007)?
a.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau
: Did you say that booth was soundproof?
Roland Saint-Germain
: Yes. [
walks into the booth and farts, everyone can hear him by the "turned on" microphone
]
b.
Daskal
: This time your insubordination is going get you a court martial!
Koverchenko
: So will killing your own men, sir!
c.
Boy in Police Station
: You wear too much eye makeup. My sister wears too much. People think she's a whore.
d.
Martin
: Fuck me in the beard.
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