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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Kissing Jessica Stein (2001) - Part (2) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Kissing Jessica Stein (2001) - Part (2) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Kissing Jessica Stein (2001) - Part (2)

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About the movie: Jessica Stein is a single, straight, successful, journalist, part of a bonded Jewish family living in New York City...

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Kissing Jessica Stein (2001)?
a.		Dan Stein: You know, I've been hearing about "the one" for I don't know, like 20 years. I guess I thought it would be a guy. Jessica: I know, I know, but look, I don't even believe that any more. I don't believe there's just one person. I think there are, like, seven.
b.		Debelzaq: We're going to need more holy water.
c.		John McClane: I'm gettin' too old to jump out of cars.
d.		Larry: Remember, a writer writes always.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Kissing Jessica Stein (2001)?
a.		Hardy: [raining, questioning Styles about the case he's been brought in on] Any spooks involved... CIA... FBI? Styles: [covering his unease] Not really. Hardy: [confused] What's that mean? Styles: [breaks] There were some guys... some guys down here that were way out on the hairy edge, doing covert stuff. Well, they went renegade... starting there own missions. Hardy: [unconvinced, trying to understand situation] What happened to them? Styles: Well, they disappeared into drug land... and with their unique talents they cut one hell of slice through the competition. Now West trained some of these guys... and he hated them for what they did... and they hated him! That's what this could be about. Hardy: What's this got to do with anything? Styles: Something... maybe nothing... but that note that Dunbar wrote had an eight on it... and that's what these guys called themselves - Section 8.
b.		Helen: It's just like kissing a guy. Joan: No it's not. Helen: No, it's not.
c.		Sonny: What's wrong with him? Hey? Hey? You okay? Sylvia: He's got diabetes. He's not a well person. Sonny: Those bastards - they poisoned the pizza! Sal - you didn't eat any pizza? Mulvaney: I didn't eat any pizza. Sylvia: I told you, he's got diabetes. Sonny: You're supposed to balance your sugar diet, right? Sonny: [Exits bank] Hey! Is there a doctor over there? Get him over here! Come on, on the double! Sheldon: What's wrong? Sonny: The manager, he's diabetic, he's lookin' bad. Sheldon: DOCTOR? We need a doctor here! Sonny: [to the doctor] Wait! I got to frisk you. Hold... got to frisk you. Okay, Sal? Doctor is coming in! Come on in. Just him! Just him!
d.		Lieutenant Peter Morales: [to Dr. McAdoo] Professors work with their heads. Cops work with their feet.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Kissing Jessica Stein (2001)?
a.		Reverend Kellerman: Susan, the reason someone gives is usually just a splinter of the reason they have.
b.		General O'Hara: [carrying a British uniform stuffed like a scarecrow] Your grace, one of our captured officers.
c.		[after their fifth make-out session] Jessica: So, I figure if we keep going it like this, we'll get there in like two weeks or so. Helen: Yeah, sure. There's no real rush. Jessica: Are you sure? Helen: Yeah, sure. Jessica: But you'd really... Helen: Not at all. Jessica: How about ten days? Helen: Ten days is better.
d.		Dre Parker: [Cheng says something in chinese] Whatever he's saying, he is lying!

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Kissing Jessica Stein (2001)?
a.		Baphomet's Son: How do you have my dad's phone? Driver: He asked me to call you. Baphomet's Son: Are you the one who killed him? Driver: Yes. Baphomet's Son: I'm gonna find you and I'm gonna kill you. Driver: You do what you need to do. But you better be sure, cause that's a long, dark road you're headed down.
b.		[two guys watch Jessica and Helen walk out of a bar, unaware that they are lovers] Cheesy Pickup Guy #1: [to the other guy] You see? That's the thing about women. They really know how to take care of each other.
c.		Soames: The problem with the Irish is that they'll sing at the drop of a hat, but ask them to talk and they won't.
d.		[first lines] Tradesman: [in Chinese] What was that? Tradesman: [in Chinese] I don't know. Must be my stomach.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Kissing Jessica Stein (2001)?
a.		Nell: 30 seconds and counting, Zed. 29, 28, 27, 24, 15, 22... did I... did I say 15?
b.		Video Newscaster: [TV news anchor reporting] Once again, the L.A.P.D. is asking Los Angelenos not to fire their guns at the visitor spacecraft. You may inadvertently trigger an interstellar war.
c.		Helen: Stop saying you told me, you're a terrible liar, it's one of your best qualities.
d.		Rod Tidwell: Jerry Maguire, my agent. You're my ambassador of Kwan.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Kissing Jessica Stein (2001)?
a.		Girl Driver: I ain't never heard no policy like that. Day-Day: Well you never met a top-flight security nigga like me.
b.		Jessica: Would you shut up, I'm atoning!
c.		Princess Jeanette: What are you doing now? Maurice Courtelin: I'm thinking. I'm thinking of you without these clothes. Princess Jeanette: Open your eyes at once! Maurice Courtelin: Oh no, pardon madam. With different clothes. Smart clothes.
d.		Willis Embry: Don't get hysterical. [holds up pickaxe]

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Kissing Jessica Stein (2001)?
a.		Martin: C'mon. C'mon. This is not something you can try on and see if it fits, okay? I can't put black shoe polish on my face and join a gospel choir, 'cause, I don't know, I don't feel so white no more.
b.		Yumiko: So when you wanna think about him, and when you think you're gonna forget about him, you make this ring. And this sound is from him.
c.		Roy: So what did your dad do? Was he an imperial guard? Chon Wang: No, much more important. He was the Keeper of the Imperial Seal. Roy: That's what I love about China. Everybody's job description sounds so damn cool!
d.		Victor: Each man has to fulfill his obligation to the state. Victor, Alex, Policeman: [clinking glasses] To the state! Victor: And each woman has to fulfill her obligation to posterity. Victor, Alex, Policeman: [clinking glasses] To the posterity!

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Kissing Jessica Stein (2001)?
a.		Jessica: Wait a second. Are you saying my life has no value? Helen: No! I am saying that maybe, underneath all the neurosis, you have a profound capacity for happiness that your're not allowing to exist. Jessica: How do you know? You just met me. Helen: You can't possible know who you are or how you'll respond to something until you try it. Jessica: I happen to disagree. I happen to think that if you know yourself well, you can gauge how you're gonna react to something. And I pretty much assure you that I will never be made happy by chanting for spiritual enlightenment. Helen: Or maybe you would. You can't know. Jessica: Trust me, I know. Helen: You know? Jessica: Yeah, I know. Helen: You know how you'll react to anything? Jessica: Pretty much, yes. [Helen than grabs Jessica and kisses her passionately, then pulls away looking at Jessica's silent, stunned look] Helen: [sarcastic tone] I guess you're right. You seem to know yourself pretty well.
b.		Andy Stitzer: [while getting his chest waxed] Aaaah, I hate you! Stop smiling, you jerk!
c.		Peggy Martin Van Tyle: [Handing back a card] You better keep this. The ace of spades has never brought me any luck.
d.		Cherokee: You know, boys, it would be right peaceful here if this whinin' and playin' suddenly stopped. Tex: [continues to strum his guitar] That reminds me of an hombre I once knew... always braggin' about how tough he was, and how fast he was on the draw. He and I had a crush on the same girl. 'Course it was no contest... my singin' and good looks cinched it. She fell for me. The showdown came when I was singin' a song he didn't like. I told him to go for his gun. Now considerin' everything, he was powerful fast... but not fast enough. And you know boys, I only missed two notes a-gettin' him... but I picked them up before he hit the floor.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Kissing Jessica Stein (2001)?
a.		Jessica: [quoting Rilke] It is not inertia alone that is responsible for human relationships repeating themselves from case to case, indescribably monotonous and unrenewed: it is shyness before any sort of new, unforeseeable experience with which one does not think oneself able to cope. But only someone who is ready for everything, who excludes nothing, not even the most enigmatical will live the relation to another as something alive.
b.		Paul: There'll be no room for lunatics in my asylum!
c.		Turk: [voiceover] A real chip off the old block, my daughter. She said I was a cop, and a good one. Funny... Rooster said the same thing.
d.		Glenn Griffin: You listen to your old man, kid. He knows where it's buttered.

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Kissing Jessica Stein (2001)?
a.		Cochise: Now I say this: the Americans keep cattle but they are not soft or weak. Why should not the Apache be able to learn new ways? It is not easy to change, but sometimes it is required. The Americans grow stronger while we grow weaker. If a big wind comes, a tree must bend... or be lifted out by the roots.
b.		Josh: [after confessing his feelings to Jessica, he kisses her] So I guess I'd like to know if you have some sort of reaction to this. More specifically, do you want to have dinner with me tomorrow night? [she doesn't respond at first, and Josh adopts a look of defeat and embarrassment] Josh: Well, if you'll excuse me, I definitely need another drink. Jessica: [she stops him] No, wait. I'd love to have dinner with you, but I can't. Josh: What? Not the season? Jessica: [laughs nervously] No. I mean I cant have dinner with you because I'm with Helen. Josh: Oh, you're having dinner with Helen? Jessica: No. I mean I'm with Helen. Josh: [he looks at her in disbelief] Like with with Helen? Jessica: Right with with. Helen: [Helen enters from the stairwell] Jessica, they're starting to serve dinner. [Jessica exits] Helen: Hey, Josh. Josh: [still can't believe what he's just heard] Helen... [beat] Josh: how are you? Helen: [smiles] I'm good thanks. [she exits]
c.		Jimmy: Why do I talk about it, why don't I do it?
d.		Ray-Ray: A concussion is a terrible thing to waste.

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